If you have breasts, you need this
I saw an ad on TV yesterday for a “can’t live without” product — Bra Smart, a molded form for drying your bras. It taught me the horrors, complete with pictures, of daring to walk around with a wrinkled bra. I never considered the outrageousness of that, and obviously I should have. Can’t have perfect strangers noticing that my undergarments have unsightly creases. If you don’t buy this product, you sure better iron them. The solution can be yours for only $19.95 plus $9.95 shipping and handling. Order now and get a second one free.
What ever happened to just buying a bra the right size?
Notice also the exaggerated hips, garter belt and stockings on the cartoon woman. Bra Smart will turn you into a sex kitten any man would be proud to own. Who could resist that?
I’m going to order two right now.
Yeah, right. Just as soon as my padded panties get here.
September 30th, 2006 at 5:50 pm
Yeah, I saw this thing. I filed it in the, “what will they think of next” file. I am endowed, do wear an underwire, and wash those bad girls in a lingerie bag, then hang dry them after I’ve reshaped them. Everything usually turns out okay. My only dismay about the appearance of “my girls” is that they’re no longer as perky as they used to be. I have to train them in the right direction every morning when I waggle into my bra. Cursed gravity!! LOLOLOL
October 2nd, 2006 at 9:27 am
What I dislike about it is how they’re trying to create another “problem” for women to worry about. Anything to make a buck.
October 19th, 2006 at 6:53 am
[...] I think pretty well every carnival contains the “others” section - posts that no host, no matter how creative, can quite manage to tie into a narrative flow. These are this carnival’s: On Punkassblog, a deconstruction of an explanation of why men don’t want to marry Being a mother is hard work: Kactus on Superbabymamma sets out one day. For a “laugh or you might cry” moment, visit I See Invisible People, and see the amazing bra dryer. On My Menopause Blog, Sue suggests being positive about your breasts. [...]
October 24th, 2006 at 3:40 pm
if you can find one…
(got here from CoF XXV)
October 25th, 2006 at 11:59 am
Good point, Emily.
July 23rd, 2007 at 1:02 pm
What does buying the right bra size have to do with it?! I’ve been looking for a product exactly like this! My bras get all lumpy and bumpy after washing (I never put them in the dryer.) I’m not alone in this, am I?
September 3rd, 2007 at 1:01 pm
No Misty you are not alone in this. I buy the right bra size, wash those blasted things and then hang them to dry…NEVER put them in the dryer…and the cussed things still end up losing their shape after a couple of washings. NOW another thing is trying to find anything in a 34A…I cut those bad boys down from an overflowing DD or E down to a B for my 30th birthday, have dieted over the years for weight control and they drew up to an A, I’m not complaining, just stating that A cups are sometimes a problem to find just what you’re looking for…JUST like the bigger sizes!!! Go figure ;-))
March 12th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
I too have been looking for something like this. I’ve been trying to re-create it with wadded up towels in my bath tub to dry my bras and this looks like such a great solution. I cat wait to get t. I might wait until it is in Bed Bath and Beyond or Linens and Things so I can use a coupon and not have to pay shipping. Has anyone seen them in a store yet?