In a supposed effort to attract more women into the computer sciences program at Washington State University (aka Wazzu), the campus Linux users group, predominantly male, got the idea of holding a Nerd Auction with this tag line: “You can buy a nerd and he’ll fix your computer, help you with stats homework, or if you’re really adventurous, take you to dinner!” Ben Ford, president of the Linux Users Group, said on its Web site recently, pointed out to me by AP.
In the resulting flurry, Ford was quick to disavow any lecherous intent toward sorority women:
Secondly, a lot of people are mistaking this as a feeble attempt to “get nerds laid by sorority members.” Although I can’t speak for the motivations of the individuals on the block, as far as the organization of the event, this couldn’t be further from the truth. Think about it. We are nerds. We know how to calculate return on investment. This event is costing us thousands of dollars to put on and I’m sorry, but I’m not willing to pay that kind of money to make six or eight dudes happy for a night. The sororities involved are partners in the event, not the target market. The event is open to the public and anyone can bid.
If not to “get nerds laid,” then what is the purpose of spending “thousands of dollars” for this event? The idea that this man auction is going to bring women into the CS programs is offensive on a couple of levels. If the men get cleaned up and made over by sorority women, other women will change their career path to be close to them? Buy a man to take care of your computer? Any geek woman who might be interested in majoring in CS is probably fixing her own, thank you very much. Switch majors or join a club because of a dinner date? Get real. And finally, if women aren’t in the CS program, it’s not because they are unaware of it. Instead, stop and take a look at the attitudes, like these, which are keeping them out.
That said, I think these guys are protesting too much, else why fixate on getting a sorority to cosponsor the event? When I was in college I knew far too many men who carried redwood-sized chips on their shoulders because the cheerleaders or sorority women wouldn’t go out with them. (Not that any of them ever actually asked one of those women out. No. The women of their dreams should have sought them out.) Many times I sat on the step of the student union listening to a guy I considered a friend, and some I was attracted to, spin tales of woe of how women only cared about looks or money or status and would never give a “nice guy” a chance. Funny, but they never considered dating their lab partner, or the woman studying at the next table at the library. Not because those women might be a better “return on investment,” but because they might have something in common, even if they’re not traditionally beautiful or high up the social ladder. That’s something that real men have always known. (Yes, that’s a bit of a chip on my shoulder, too.)
So I think this group needs to do a little serious thinking about what their goals really are and how best to accomplish them. If they really want to help women explore a career in science, this isn’t the way to go about it. If they want to use sorority members to up their own status and maybe attain the dream of dating one, they need to be honest about that, if only to themselves. A hallmark of true geekdom is self-awareness. Maybe that’s the difference between geeks and nerds.