I think this guy delivered my first baby

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This got me detention in the 7th grade

But at least she doesn’t use a teleprompter like Obama.
Via Politicususa.com
UPDATE: (Huffpost Exclusive)
Closer inspection of a photo of Sarah Palin, during a speech in which she mocked President Obama for his use of a teleprompter, reveals several notes written on her left hand. The words “Energy”, “Tax” and “Lift American Spirits” are clearly visible.

If corporations are really people ….

For reals. Murray Hill Incorporated has announced its intention to file as a candidate in the Republican primary for Maryland’s 8th Congressional District. Can’t wait to see how this plays out!
Via the New York Times Economix blog.

Paul is dead

Blog spammers are getting smarter.  In a bid to entice me to leave their comments up, they tempt me with jokes.  Every once in awhile a good one shows up.  This one made me smile.
Q: What happens if you play a country record backwards?
A: You get your wife back, you get your job back, you [...]

A little geek humor

Mathgeeks Meredith and Burrow should appreciate this one.
Via @crazyfillyjonk

Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage

Why traditional marriage is strictly between one man and … one? woman. God wants it that way.

The perfect storm

Buy the t-shirt.
Found via ***Dave on Twitter.

If H1N1 were a biological weapon

From Julie via Twitter:
Swine Flu = Hamthrax
From Ahistoricality via comments:
Since H1N1 includes both avian flu and swine flu material, we could call it the “pigs fly flu.”

I want this cat

From Pet Finder:
NATASHA: I was left at SCRAPS on 3/12/09 because I did bite a baby in my previous home. I am a very sweet girl if I am treated nice. I am playful and feisty and can be full of mischief at times. I am so beautiful with my big gold eyes and soft [...]

Truth in advertising

Suggested license plate slogans from Car and Driver Magazine
Alabama: COME ON IN AND GITCHA SOME.
Alaska: WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SEE RUSSIA FROM HERE.
Arizona: WHERE AIRSTREAMS GO TO DIE.
Arkansas: HELL, YES, WE SELL LIQUOR ON EASTER AND CHRISTMAS.
California: WE REALLY PISS YOU OFF, DON’T WE?
Colorado: WHERE PROACTIVE HOLISTICISM EMPOWERS INTROSPECTIVE PERSONHOOD.
Connecticut: FIRST IN LYME [...]

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