Because I’m losing my mind during finals week

Edgar came running when I played this. Enjoy!

Just vote for the white half

For all the bigots out there who can’t bring themselves to vote for a black man. Remember, as David Alan Grier points out, he’s only half black.

The Red Menace?

A thread on Reddit:

If idiot conservatives will argue that Obama = Osama, I submit that Palin = Stalin
Some comments:

d64: So let’s see here.. Both are white. Both have been in charge of large, cold parts of Earth. Both are hardliners when it comes to their core issues. Both have fired subordinates for lack of loyalty… [...]

This could happen in my office

When trolls attack ….

Bumper stick of the week

Seen on the back of minivan in Spokane Valley, WA
Practice Abstinence
No Bush, No Dick

I have cramps, so my eggs must be bipolar

In the last couple of years Bipolar Disorder has become a popular diagnosis for kids, with doctors citing silliness and temper tantrums as symptoms in afflicted preschoolers. Color me skeptical, but while I have no doubt that BPD can and does express itself at a young age, I don’t think that 1 million–a forty-fold [...]

And he was even a Republican

If Ann Coulter had liveblogged the Gettysburg Address:
Old Abe is approaching the podium, looking even more like a badly-dressed and ill-proportioned scarecrow suffering from a depressive disorder than he usually does. I mean, if you’re going to be an empty suit, couldn’t you at least find a suit that fits?
And as usual, he’s not wearing [...]

Headline of the week

KNBC Los Angeles:
Judge Wants Proper Service In Actor’s Penis, Mousetrap Lawsuit
The service in question is the delivery of notice of a lawsuit by a man who, as a radio show promotion with a supposed promise of a $10 million reward, put his penis in a mousetrap. He claims to be surprised that it went [...]

Shilling for Underwood?

This morning my spam comment bin held links for this gem:
“Deviled ham and eggs tattoo.”
I can only imagine where one would have that engraved.

BYU Vocal Point

Michael Jackson’s Thriller like you’ve never seen it before.

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